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You might be a Redneck Jedi Warrior if: You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer colored. You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder. You can describe the taste of an Ewok. You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. Wookies are offended by your B.O. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electroshock thing to light the barbecue grill and you still burned your hair. You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder. You think Han Solo would look better in flannel cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest. You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt fellow had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. You ever fell in love with your sister. You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees." You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene. In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right."
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